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Monday, January 26, 2015

The Rules of Writing

According to Kurt Vonnegut




  1. Use the time of a stranger in such a way the he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
  2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
  3. Every character should want something, even if it’s only a glass of water.
  4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal the character or advance the action.
  5. Start as close to the end as possible.
  6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.
  7. Write to please just one person. If you open the window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
  8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what’s going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.
  9. Find a subject you care about and which in your heart you feel others should care about.
  10. Do not ramble.
  11. Keep it simple. Simplicity of language is not only reputable, but perhaps is even sacred.
  12. Have guts to cut. Your rule might be this: If a sentence, not matter how excellent, does not illuminate your subject in some new and useful way, scratch it out.
  13. Sound like yourself. The writing style which is most natural to you is bound to echo the speech you heard when you were a child.
  14. Say what you mean. You should avoid Picasso-style or jazz-style writing, if you have something worth saying and wish to be understood.
  15. Pity the readers. Our stylistic options as writers are neither numerous or glamorous, since our readers are bound to be such imperfect artists.
  16. You choose. The most meaning aspect of our styles, which is what we choose to write about, is utterly unlimited.